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Southern Legends

A Children’s Book for Grown-Ups

Everyone Has Opinions
About Your Wedding

by Matt Headley

An exhausted couple buried under wedding planning binders and sticky notes

The Weddingplex loomed on the edge of the town,

with its taffeta towers and tulle tumbling down.

And somewhere inside in a room full of things,

two people were planning their planning of rings.

They'd chosen their flowers. They'd chosen their hall.

They'd chosen the napkins (the hardest of all).

They thought they were done. They thought they were through.

They were not.

Oh, they were not.

Not even close to through.

A satirical picture book for adults. No children were consulted.